Breaking: Just In – 7-Foot-5, 265-Pound 5-Star QB Brady Cook Officially Signs with Tampa Bay Buccaneer Breaking the Sec Trade Records…
Breaking: 7-Foot-5, 265-Pound 5-Star QB Brady Cook Signs with Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Shattering SEC Trade Records
The NFL world has never seen anything like this. At 7-foot-5 and 265 pounds, Brady Cook isn’t just a quarterback—he’s a monumental force of nature. The 5-star recruit, once considered an urban legend in high school football, has now made history by officially signing with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, breaking every SEC trade record in the process.
The Man, The Myth, The Quarterback
Cook’s journey to the NFL reads like something out of a sports fantasy novel. Born in a small town in Alabama, he was an undersized kid who hit a late growth spurt—very late. By the time he was 19, he had shot up to an astonishing 7-foot-5, with a wingspan that could seemingly cover an entire end zone.
His high school highlight reels became internet sensations, with clips of him throwing 80-yard bombs flat-footed, stiff-arming defensive linemen like ragdolls, and hurdling linebackers with ease. At Missouri, he shattered SEC records, throwing for 7,000 yards in a single season and running for 1,500 more.
Breaking the SEC Trade Market
The SEC had never seen a quarterback of Cook’s stature—literally and figuratively. His name dominated the transfer portal, sparking a bidding war among powerhouse programs. Some boosters were reportedly willing to buy private islands and oil fields just to lure him. Ultimately, the Buccaneers shocked the football world by securing his NFL rights in a record-breaking trade deal.
The terms? Undisclosed, but sources close to the situation claim the Bucs traded:
Three first-round picks
A private jet
A lifetime yacht membership
Tom Brady’s game-worn cleats (autographed, of course)
NFL Coaches in Awe
“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians. “We don’t even need an offensive line. He just stands there and sees over everyone.”
Opposing defenses are already panicking. “How do you sack a guy who can throw over your secondary without even stepping forward?” asked one anonymous defensive coordinator. “You don’t. You just pray.”
The Future of Football?
With Cook under center, the Buccaneers are already Super Bowl favorites. Some analysts are even predicting rule changes to stop quarterbacks from being too tall—nicknamed the “Brady Cook Rule.”
One thing’s for sure: the NFL has never seen a quarterback like Brady Cook, and football may never be the same again.